In an article making the viral rounds, college instructor John Maguire explains how he figured out â€œthe way to turn poor writers into good ones.â€
Maguire begins his article with a sample of badly written college freshman writing that contains â€œthirteen errors in fourteen sentences.â€
The studentâ€™s passage is riddled with errors of subject-verb agreement, spelling and punctuation. Capitalization is random and sentence fragments proliferate. Maguire declares that after spending hours correcting such errors in freshman papers, he had â€œan epiphany.â€ Here it is:
These kids donâ€™t know what a good sentence is. They attempt to write papers with bizarre strings of words that are not sentences, and they donâ€™t know what the problem is. Their high school teachers let them write fragments, and now they think of a fragment as a kind of sentence. They have been trained to accept fragments, and I canâ€™t get them untrained. Papers cannot be made from terrible sentences.
Maguire goes on to describe the way in which he taught these high school graduates how to write coherent sentences at last.
Call me a curmudgeon, but I cannot share in the enthusiastic feelings this article seems to have stirred in many readers. Having to teach college freshmen how to write complete sentences strikes me as bizarre.
Why were students who could not write complete sentences in his class to begin with? Donâ€™t colleges have entrance exams?
Why were these students permitted to graduate from high school? For that matter, why had they been allowed to pass from eighth to ninth grade without having mastered such basic matters?
Their high school teachers let them write fragments, and now they think of a fragment as a kind of sentence.
Are college freshmen really such terrible writers because their high school teachers â€œlet themâ€ get away with it?
The colleges that are so fond of blaming high school teachers for the miserable state of freshman writing are the same colleges that are turning out teachers who are inadequately prepared to model or teach standard English.
Elementary teachers who have never had a course in true phonics or the history of English are taught that â€œlearning to read is as natural as learning to speak.â€ On the basis of that false analogy they are trained in a â€œintuitiveâ€ method of reading instruction that elevates guessing above information acquisition.
High school teachers are trained to value â€œindividuality,â€ and â€œmulticulturalismâ€ above accuracy and the English literary canon. Not surprisingly, they hesitate to insist on such elitist notions as correct spelling or standard pronunciation and usage.
And itâ€™s not just the education majors. Professional journalists with college degrees make hash of pronouns and verbs in their reporting. Television scriptwriters create dialogue riddled with grammatical errors for college professors, D.A.s and math geniuses.
As long as colleges admit unprepared high school students at one end, and award diplomas to English-challenged graduates at the other, freshman writing is not going to improve.