My five-year-old grand-daughter loves anything to do with princesses; the way she identifies a princess is by her long dress. She picked up a book at the library the other day that had a little girl in a long dress on the cover. However, the girl in the dress was not a princess, but a bride.
The book is called How to Get Married by Me, the Bride by Sally Lloyd-Jones and Sue Heap. It’s published by Random House, 2009.
According to the listing at Amazon, the book is intended for 4-8 year olds. The product description and various reviews call the book “hilarious,” “witty,” “charming,” and the like. I find it a bit disturbing.
The main character is a little girl playing make-believe, but what is a child to make of the assurance that
You can marry your best friend
or your teacher
or your pet
or your daddy.
(And sometimes you can marry a flower.)
Usually, you’re not allowed to marry
lots of people at once.
Except sometimes you are.
The little girl mentions various behaviors that would repel a marriage partner:
picking one’s nose in public
The places mentioned as being appropriate for having a wedding are:
a big white tent
up a tree
in the middle of the stairs
The little girl is shown walking down the “aisle,” but the phrase “And you walk down the aisle” is explained as meaning
you must go extra slowly
down a long path
and not fall over.
Not everyone gets married in a church, but it does seem strange not to include a church as a possible location for a wedding, and the word aisle does not mean “a long path.” An aisle is a division of a church, or at least, by extension, a passage between rows of pews, seats, or the like.
I feel that children’s books can appeal to a child’s sense of fun without promoting misunderstanding. And I don’t think that little girls of 5-8 need to learn to equate mere civilized behavior with finding a marriage partner.